Friday, 1 January 2021

The Bawley 100 - New Years Eve 2020/2021

 

Transcript.

Spokesperson for the President, 31/12/2020, Bawley Seasons Total Landscaping.

[23:56] So, I’m here on behalf of the Trump Campaign, as an attorney for the President, to describe to you the first part of a situation that is extremely... troubling. Troubling for the Commonwealth of Bawley, and troubling for all believers in our ‘best ever’ President. I will not accept that he did not win the 2020 Bawley 100. He did, we did. They stole the vote. I have huge evidence, not fake evidence. True, sweet, pure evidence. With me today I have about 5 people that have given statements, affidavits, recordings. There are more, we’re going to have many, many witnesses. So many lawsuits, huge lawsuits these beautiful lawsuits will be brought starting on January 1.

[23:57] Here in Bawley there is a sad history of list fraud. In 2020 the Bawley 100 was stolen. I’m not attacking the people of Bawley. I’m attacking a decrepit idea [of lists], an outdated concept which has a lot of other reasons to be attacked.

[23:58] After all, The Strokes are still on year end lists here. That is hard to explain since they passed out of popular culture near 20 years ago, but… The Strokes continue to turn up on Bawley lists, fraud! Stinkfist. That song died in the mid-90s, here it is back from the dead, counterfeit, a cover version. Finally and most damning The National didn’t even nominate in 2020, there they are hiding on the list with crooked Tay-Tay! I am cooked. covfefe.

[23:59] Here in Bawley, they keep bringing back nostalgia artists, 90’s acts and covers… [Hanging onto the past] at least that is something that they can be commended for. But where is Donald?

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The 2020 Bawley 100:

100 Public Enemy (feat. Nas, Rapsody, Black Thought, Jahi, YG and Questlove) - Fight The Power: Remix 2020

99 Yves Tumor - Gospel For A New Century

98 Guided By Voices - Volcano

97 Du Blonde (feat. Shirley Manson) - Medicated

96 Nothing - Famine Asylum

95 Brass Against - Stinkfist

94 No Joy - Ageless

93 The Whitlams - Ballad of Bertie Kidd

92 SAULT - Monsters

91 Kwame (feat. CLYPSO and Phil Fresh) - TOMMY'S IN TROUBLE

90 Julia Jacklin - baby jesus is nobody's baby now

89 The Lazy Eyes - Cheesy Love Song

88 Gorillaz (feat. slowthai and Slaves) - Momentary Bliss

87 Hum - Cloud City

86 Sharon Van Etten - Beaten Down

85 Dream Wife - Validation

84 Fiona Apple - Fetch The Bolt Cutters

83 Jack River - Dark Star

82 Mallrat - Rockstar

81 Fontaines D.C. - A Lucid Dream

80 Lambchop - Where Grass Won't Grow

79 Janelle Monáe - Turntables

78 Puscifer - The Underwhelming

77 Doves - Cathedrals Of The Mind

76 Briggs (feat. Tim Minchin) - HouseFyre

75 Tkay Maidza - Shook

74 Deftones - Ceremony

73 The Killers - My Own Soul's Warning

72 Typhoon - Welcome to the Endgame

71 Christine and the Queens - People, I've been sad

70 Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs - Reducer

69 The Strokes - The Adults Are Talking

68 Taylor Swift (feat. The National) - coney island

67 Sports Team - Here's The Thing

66 ††† (Crosses) - The Beginning Of The End

65 Ghostpoet - Rats In A Sack

64 Doves - Carousels - Single Version

63 Hatchie & The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart - Sometimes Always

62 Four Tet - Teenage Birdsong

61 Gorillaz (feat. ScHoolboy Q) - Pac-Man

60 Brendan Maclean - Easy Love

59 Falle Nioke & Ghost Culture - Loneliness

58 The Avalanches (feat. Denzel Curry, Tricky and Sampha the Great) - Take Care In Your Dreaming

57 Angela Muñoz - Top Down

56 Miiesha - Twisting Words

55 Tame Impala - Lost In Yesterday

54 Dream Wife - Sports!

53 RVG - Christian Neurosurgeon

52 The Buoys - Wah

51 Run The Jewels (feat. Mavis Staples and Josh Homme) - pulling the pin

50 Bob Dylan - Murder Most Foul

49 Sharon Van Etten - Let Go

48 Taylor Swift - the last great american dynasty

47 Clem Snide - Roger Ebert

46 Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now

45 De La Soul (feat. Styles P, Talib Kweli, Pharoah Monch, Mysonne, Chuck D and Posdnuos) - Remove 45

44 Lambchop - Reservations

43 Braille Face - Misery Sweats (content)

42 Deftones - Genesis

41 Car Seat Headrest - Martin

40 King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Honey

39 Annie Hamilton - Panic

38 Nothing - Say Less

37 Bright Eyes - Persona Non Grata

36 Grandaddy - RIP Coyote Condo #5

35 Tiny Leaves - Face to Face

34 Moses Sumney - Neither/Nor

33 Fontaines D.C. - A Hero's Death

32 Laura Marling - Held Down

31 topographies - False Desire

30 Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever - She's There

29 Cornershop - St Marie Under Canon

28 Little Dragon (feat. Moses Sumney) - The Other Lover

27 RVG - I Used To Love You

26 Hum - Step into You

25 Tired Lion - Don't Take Me Back

24 Puscifer - Apocalyptical

23 Hayley Williams - Simmer

22 Taylor Swift (feat. Bon Iver) - exile

21 Matt Berninger - Holes

20 The Avalanches (feat. Blood Orange) - We Will Always Love You

19 Burial, Four Tet & Thom Yorke - His Rope

18 Brass Against - Umbra

17 Ghostpoet - Nowhere To Hide Now

16 Massive Attack (feat. Guy Standing and Young Fathers) - Universal Basic Income

15 Phoebe Bridgers - Garden Song

14 Neighbourhood Void - Recovery

13 Fiona Apple - Under The Table

12 The Strokes - Bad Decisions

11 SAULT - Wildfires

10 Gorillaz (feat. Peter Hook and Georgia) - Aries

9 Julia Jacklin - to Perth, before the border closes

8 Dua Lipa - Levitating

7 Emma Donovan and The Putbacks - Don't Give Up On Me

6 Deftones - Ohms

5 Phoebe Bridgers - Kyoto

4 Violent Soho - Lying On The Floor

3 Violent Soho - Pick it Up Again

2 Waxahatchee - Fire

1 Run The Jewels (feat. Zack De La Rocha and Pharrell Williams) - JU$T
 

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