Transcript.
Spokesperson for the President, 31/12/2020, Bawley Seasons
Total Landscaping.
[23:56] So, I’m here on behalf of the Trump Campaign, as an
attorney for the President, to describe to you the first part of a situation
that is extremely... troubling. Troubling for the Commonwealth of Bawley, and
troubling for all believers in our ‘best ever’ President. I will not accept
that he did not win the 2020 Bawley 100. He did, we did. They stole the vote. I
have huge evidence, not fake evidence. True, sweet, pure evidence. With me
today I have about 5 people that have given statements, affidavits, recordings.
There are more, we’re going to have many, many witnesses. So many lawsuits,
huge lawsuits these beautiful lawsuits will be brought starting on January 1.
[23:57] Here in Bawley there is a sad history of list fraud. In
2020 the Bawley 100 was stolen. I’m not attacking the people of Bawley. I’m attacking a
decrepit idea [of lists], an outdated concept which has a lot of other reasons to be
attacked.
[23:58] After all, The Strokes are still on year end lists here. That is hard
to explain since they passed out of popular culture near 20 years ago, but… The
Strokes continue to turn up on Bawley lists, fraud! Stinkfist. That song
died in the mid-90s, here it is back from the dead, counterfeit, a cover version. Finally and most damning The National
didn’t even nominate in 2020, there they are hiding on the list with crooked
Tay-Tay! I am cooked. covfefe.
[23:59] Here in Bawley, they keep bringing back nostalgia
artists, 90’s acts and covers… [Hanging onto the past] at least that is
something that they can be commended for. But where is Donald?
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[00:04] Sad
The 2020 Bawley 100:
100 Public Enemy (feat. Nas, Rapsody, Black Thought, Jahi, YG and Questlove) - Fight The Power: Remix 2020
99 Yves Tumor - Gospel For A New Century
98 Guided By Voices - Volcano
97 Du Blonde (feat. Shirley Manson) - Medicated
96 Nothing - Famine Asylum
95 Brass Against - Stinkfist
94 No Joy - Ageless
93 The Whitlams - Ballad of Bertie Kidd
92 SAULT - Monsters
91 Kwame (feat. CLYPSO and Phil Fresh) - TOMMY'S IN TROUBLE
90 Julia Jacklin - baby jesus is nobody's baby now
89 The Lazy Eyes - Cheesy Love Song
88 Gorillaz (feat. slowthai and Slaves) - Momentary Bliss
87 Hum - Cloud City
86 Sharon Van Etten - Beaten Down
85 Dream Wife - Validation
84 Fiona Apple - Fetch The Bolt Cutters
83 Jack River - Dark Star
82 Mallrat - Rockstar
81 Fontaines D.C. - A Lucid Dream
80 Lambchop - Where Grass Won't Grow
79 Janelle Monáe - Turntables
78 Puscifer - The Underwhelming
77 Doves - Cathedrals Of The Mind
76 Briggs (feat. Tim Minchin) - HouseFyre
75 Tkay Maidza - Shook
74 Deftones - Ceremony
73 The Killers - My Own Soul's Warning
72 Typhoon - Welcome to the Endgame
71 Christine and the Queens - People, I've been sad
70 Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs - Reducer
69 The Strokes - The Adults Are Talking
68 Taylor Swift (feat. The National) - coney island
67 Sports Team - Here's The Thing
66 ††† (Crosses) - The Beginning Of The End
65 Ghostpoet - Rats In A Sack
64 Doves - Carousels - Single Version
63 Hatchie & The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart - Sometimes Always
62 Four Tet - Teenage Birdsong
61 Gorillaz (feat. ScHoolboy Q) - Pac-Man
60 Brendan Maclean - Easy Love
59 Falle Nioke & Ghost Culture - Loneliness
58 The Avalanches (feat. Denzel Curry, Tricky and Sampha the Great) - Take Care In Your Dreaming
57 Angela Muñoz - Top Down
56 Miiesha - Twisting Words
55 Tame Impala - Lost In Yesterday
54 Dream Wife - Sports!
53 RVG - Christian Neurosurgeon
52 The Buoys - Wah
51 Run The Jewels (feat. Mavis Staples and Josh Homme) - pulling the pin
50 Bob Dylan - Murder Most Foul
49 Sharon Van Etten - Let Go
48 Taylor Swift - the last great american dynasty
47 Clem Snide - Roger Ebert
46 Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now
45 De La Soul (feat. Styles P, Talib Kweli, Pharoah Monch, Mysonne, Chuck D and Posdnuos) - Remove 45
44 Lambchop - Reservations
43 Braille Face - Misery Sweats (content)
42 Deftones - Genesis
41 Car Seat Headrest - Martin
40 King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Honey
39 Annie Hamilton - Panic
38 Nothing - Say Less
37 Bright Eyes - Persona Non Grata
36 Grandaddy - RIP Coyote Condo #5
35 Tiny Leaves - Face to Face
34 Moses Sumney - Neither/Nor
33 Fontaines D.C. - A Hero's Death
32 Laura Marling - Held Down
31 topographies - False Desire
30 Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever - She's There
29 Cornershop - St Marie Under Canon
28 Little Dragon (feat. Moses Sumney) - The Other Lover
27 RVG - I Used To Love You
26 Hum - Step into You
25 Tired Lion - Don't Take Me Back
24 Puscifer - Apocalyptical
23 Hayley Williams - Simmer
22 Taylor Swift (feat. Bon Iver) - exile
21 Matt Berninger - Holes
20 The Avalanches (feat. Blood Orange) - We Will Always Love You
19 Burial, Four Tet & Thom Yorke - His Rope
18 Brass Against - Umbra
17 Ghostpoet - Nowhere To Hide Now
15 Phoebe Bridgers - Garden Song
14 Neighbourhood Void - Recovery
13 Fiona Apple - Under The Table
12 The Strokes - Bad Decisions
11 SAULT - Wildfires
10 Gorillaz (feat. Peter Hook and Georgia) - Aries
9 Julia Jacklin - to Perth, before the border closes
8 Dua Lipa - Levitating
7 Emma Donovan and The Putbacks - Don't Give Up On Me
6 Deftones - Ohms
5 Phoebe Bridgers - Kyoto
4 Violent Soho - Lying On The Floor
3 Violent Soho - Pick it Up Again
2 Waxahatchee - Fire
1 Run The Jewels (feat. Zack De La Rocha and Pharrell Williams) - JU$T
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