Fortnight:Bawley Royale is the hottest end-of-year list on the internet. In Fortnite:Bawley Royale 100 songs are dropped on an ever shrinking island, with paired goals of claiming Victory Royale (the number one song) and performing fad dance moves. Listening to the list is fast, fun, free and highly addictive. However, some see Bawley Royale as a menace on young minds.
In 2018, young Bawley Royale listeners have been:
- Stealing credit cards to buy new hats, dance moves and positions for their songs.
- Staying up all night so they can find a few extra hours to pick their songs and work on dance moves.
- Pulling out of weekend hobbies and IRL meet-ups because it would be time away from their favourite songs.
- Listening under desks in workplaces and classrooms, in at least one office the list - and even any mention of it - has been banned.
- Screaming like toddlers when family members intervene to ban Bawley Royale on weekdays.
Many music media bodies are at their wits end. All commercial radio stations, one popular government funded youth radio station and the always relevant Video Hits have joined together to blacklist all songs from the Bawley Royale list. The official reason "lack of popularity", off-the record one music director confessed that "the ban is a co-ordinated response [to the Bawley Royale threat]".
Youth culture sceptic and local wowser Mr Con Servative has described Bawley Royale as a cross “between BawleyMon Go and The Bawley Games", Mr Servative says listeners are becoming addicted, suffering genuine withdrawal symptoms including "mood swings, urges, mopiness, middle age, and headaches". Others were also refusing to go to take off headphones because they couldn’t cope without hearing this years Victory Royale.
Meanwhile massive popularity means massive profits for the makers of the free list. So... play on below.
Dab. Dab. Floss. Electro Shuffle.
100 Janelle Monáe - I Like That
99 The Good, The Bad & The Queen - The Poison Tree
98 Half Man Half Biscuit - Every Time a Bell Rings
97 Lana Del Rey - Venice Bitch
96 Cat Power (feat. Lana Del Rey) - Woman
95 DZ Deathrays - Like People
94 Arctic Monkeys - Four Out Of Five
93 Robyn - Honey
92 Middle Kids - Mistake
91 Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever - Mainland
90 Khruangbin - Evan Finds the Third Room
89 Beak> - When We Fall
88 Cut Chemist, Chali 2na, Hymnal - Work My Mind
87 Kevin Morby and Waxahatchee - Farewell Transmission
86 Low - Always Trying to Work It Out
85 The Breeders - Howl at the Summit
84 Cash Savage and the Last Drinks - Good Citizens
83 Sleep - Marijuanaut's Theme
82 Bec Stevens - They Don't Build Cars Like This Anymore
81 Nine Inch Nails - Ahead of Ourselves
80 Beth Orton and The Chemical Brothers - I Never Asked To Be Your Mountain
79 Matthew E. White - No Future In Our Frontman
78 Mojo Juju - Native Tongue
77 Neko Case - Last Lion of Albion
76 IDLES - Samaritans
75 Moses Sumney - Call-to-Arms
74 The Black Eyed Peas - STREET LIVIN'
73 Typhoon - Unusual
72 The Teskey Brothers - Forever You and Me
71 Julia Jacklin - Body
70 Chino Moreno - Brief Exchange
69 Lily Allen (feat. Giggs) - Trigger Bang
68 Thom Yorke - Suspirium
67 Art Brut - Wham! Bang! Pow! Let's Rock Out!
66 A Place To Bury Strangers - Never Coming Back
65 Gaz Coombes - Deep Pockets
64 A Perfect Circle - By And Down The River
63 Brendan Maclean - Hibernia
62 Lucy And The Rats - Can't Surf
61 Tiny Leaves - The Fullness of Things...
60 Dan Cribb (feat. David Novak) - Union Strike Folk Song
59 Spiritualized - Here It Comes (The Road) Let's Go
58 Billie Eilish (feat. Khalid) - lovely
57 Half Man Half Biscuit - Knobheads on Quiz Shows
56 Cosmic Psychos - Feeling Average
55 Typhoon - Remember
54 Courtney Barnett - Hopefulessness
53 Confidence Man - Out the Window
52 The Breeders - Walking with a Killer
51 Dream Wife (feat. Fever Dream) - F.U.U.
50 Vegedream - Ramenez la coupe à la maison
49 Janelle Monáe - Django Jane
48 Sarah Blasko - A Shot
47 Low - Dancing and Blood
46 Natalie Prass - Sisters
45 City Calm Down - Joan, I'm Disappearing
44 A.B. Original - Blaccout
43 Nine Inch Nails - God Break Down the Door
42 MGMT - Little Dark Age
41 Dinosaur Jr. - Hold Unknown
40 Shame - One Rizla
39 Deafheaven - You Without End
38 Anna Calvi - Don’t Beat the Girl out of My Boy
37 Neko Case - Bad Luck
36 Paul Kelly - With The One I Love
35 Amy Shark - The Idiot
34 Phantastic Ferniture - Fuckin 'n' Rollin
33 St Vincent - Slow Slow Disco
32 First Aid Kit - It's a Shame
31 Courtney Barnett - Charity
30 CHVRCHES (feat. Matt Berninger) - My Enemy
29 The Babe Rainbow - Supermoon
28 Ball Park Music - The End Times
27 At The Drive In - Point Of Demarkation
26 Phantogram - Saturday
25 Wolf Alice - Sadboy - Edit
24 The Decemberists - Once In My Life
23 Ghostface Killah (feat. Snoop Dogg & E-40) - Saigon Velour
22 Janelle Monáe - Make Me Feel
21 Nine Inch Nails - Over and Out
20 Django Django - Marble Skies
19 Sebastian Field - Unravel
18 Donny McCaslin - What About The Body
17 Nardean - Pyramids
16 Lambchop - The December-ish You
15 Thom Yorke - Has Ended
14 Sharon Van Etten - Jupiter 4
13 A Perfect Circle - Disillusioned
12 Childish Gambino - This Is America
11 J Mascis - See You At The Movies
10 Young Fathers - In My View
9 Natalie Prass - Short Court Style
8 Hatchie - Sugar & Spice
7 Kurt Vile - Loading Zones
6 Courtney Barnett - Nameless, Faceless
5 Angelique Kidjo - Once in a Lifetime
4 IDLES - Danny Nedelko
3 The Breeders - All Nerve
2 Typhoon - Empiricist
1 Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever - Talking Straight
Find the llama in the Bawley 100 2018 Spotify playlist here.
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