Tuesday, 1 January 2019

The Bawley 100 - New Years Eve 2018/2019



Fortnight:Bawley Royale is the hottest end-of-year list on the internet. In Fortnite:Bawley Royale 100 songs are dropped on an ever shrinking island, with paired goals of claiming Victory Royale (the number one song) and performing fad dance moves. Listening to the list is fast, fun, free and highly addictive. However, some see Bawley Royale as a menace on young minds.

In 2018, young Bawley Royale listeners have been:
  • Stealing credit cards to buy new hats, dance moves and positions for their songs.
  • Staying up all night so they can find a few extra hours to pick their songs and work on dance moves.
  • Pulling out of weekend hobbies and IRL meet-ups because it would be time away from their favourite songs.
  • Listening under desks in workplaces and classrooms, in at least one office the list - and even any mention of it - has been banned.
  • Screaming like toddlers when family members intervene to ban Bawley Royale on weekdays.

Many music media bodies are at their wits end. All commercial radio stations, one popular government funded youth radio station and the always relevant Video Hits have joined together to blacklist all songs from the Bawley Royale list. The official reason "lack of popularity", off-the record one music director confessed that "the ban is a co-ordinated response [to the Bawley Royale threat]".

Youth culture sceptic and local wowser Mr Con Servative has described Bawley Royale as a cross “between BawleyMon Go and The Bawley Games", Mr Servative says listeners are becoming addicted, suffering genuine withdrawal symptoms including "mood swings, urges, mopiness, middle age, and headaches". Others were also refusing to go to take off headphones because they couldn’t cope without hearing this years Victory Royale.

Meanwhile massive popularity means massive profits for the makers of the free list. So... play on below.

Dab. Dab. Floss. Electro Shuffle.

100 Janelle Monáe - I Like That

99 The Good, The Bad & The Queen - The Poison Tree

98 Half Man Half Biscuit - Every Time a Bell Rings

97 Lana Del Rey - Venice Bitch

96 Cat Power (feat. Lana Del Rey) - Woman

95 DZ Deathrays - Like People

94 Arctic Monkeys - Four Out Of Five

93 Robyn - Honey

92 Middle Kids - Mistake

91 Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever - Mainland

90 Khruangbin - Evan Finds the Third Room

89 Beak> - When We Fall

88 Cut Chemist, Chali 2na, Hymnal - Work My Mind

87 Kevin Morby and Waxahatchee - Farewell Transmission

86 Low - Always Trying to Work It Out

85 The Breeders - Howl at the Summit

84 Cash Savage and the Last Drinks - Good Citizens

83 Sleep - Marijuanaut's Theme

82 Bec Stevens - They Don't Build Cars Like This Anymore

81 Nine Inch Nails - Ahead of Ourselves

80 Beth Orton and The Chemical Brothers - I Never Asked To Be Your Mountain

79 Matthew E. White - No Future In Our Frontman

78 Mojo Juju - Native Tongue

77 Neko Case - Last Lion of Albion

76 IDLES - Samaritans

75 Moses Sumney - Call-to-Arms

74 The Black Eyed Peas - STREET LIVIN'

73 Typhoon - Unusual

72 The Teskey Brothers - Forever You and Me

71 Julia Jacklin - Body

70 Chino Moreno - Brief Exchange

69 Lily Allen (feat. Giggs) - Trigger Bang

68 Thom Yorke - Suspirium

67 Art Brut - Wham! Bang! Pow! Let's Rock Out!

66 A Place To Bury Strangers - Never Coming Back

65 Gaz Coombes - Deep Pockets

64 A Perfect Circle - By And Down The River

63 Brendan Maclean - Hibernia

62 Lucy And The Rats - Can't Surf

61 Tiny Leaves - The Fullness of Things...

60 Dan Cribb (feat. David Novak) - Union Strike Folk Song

59 Spiritualized - Here It Comes (The Road) Let's Go

58 Billie Eilish (feat. Khalid) - lovely

57 Half Man Half Biscuit - Knobheads on Quiz Shows

56 Cosmic Psychos - Feeling Average

55 Typhoon - Remember

54 Courtney Barnett - Hopefulessness

53 Confidence Man - Out the Window

52 The Breeders - Walking with a Killer

51 Dream Wife (feat. Fever Dream) - F.U.U.

50 Vegedream - Ramenez la coupe à la maison

49 Janelle Monáe - Django Jane

48 Sarah Blasko - A Shot

47 Low - Dancing and Blood

46 Natalie Prass - Sisters

45 City Calm Down - Joan, I'm Disappearing

44 A.B. Original - Blaccout

43 Nine Inch Nails - God Break Down the Door

42 MGMT - Little Dark Age

41 Dinosaur Jr. - Hold Unknown

40 Shame - One Rizla

39 Deafheaven - You Without End

38 Anna Calvi - Don’t Beat the Girl out of My Boy

37 Neko Case - Bad Luck

36 Paul Kelly - With The One I Love

35 Amy Shark - The Idiot

34 Phantastic Ferniture - Fuckin 'n' Rollin

33 St Vincent - Slow Slow Disco

32 First Aid Kit - It's a Shame

31 Courtney Barnett - Charity

30 CHVRCHES (feat. Matt Berninger) - My Enemy

29 The Babe Rainbow - Supermoon

28 Ball Park Music - The End Times

27 At The Drive In - Point Of Demarkation

26 Phantogram - Saturday

25 Wolf Alice - Sadboy - Edit

24 The Decemberists - Once In My Life

23 Ghostface Killah (feat. Snoop Dogg & E-40) - Saigon Velour

22 Janelle Monáe - Make Me Feel

21 Nine Inch Nails - Over and Out

20 Django Django - Marble Skies

19 Sebastian Field - Unravel

18 Donny McCaslin - What About The Body

17 Nardean - Pyramids

16 Lambchop - The December-ish You

15 Thom Yorke - Has Ended

14 Sharon Van Etten - Jupiter 4

13 A Perfect Circle - Disillusioned

12 Childish Gambino - This Is America

11 J Mascis - See You At The Movies

10 Young Fathers - In My View

9 Natalie Prass - Short Court Style

8 Hatchie - Sugar & Spice

7 Kurt Vile - Loading Zones

6 Courtney Barnett - Nameless, Faceless

5 Angelique Kidjo - Once in a Lifetime

4 IDLES - Danny Nedelko

3 The Breeders - All Nerve

2 Typhoon - Empiricist

1 Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever - Talking Straight



Find the llama in the Bawley 100 2018 Spotify playlist here.