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(Doing the Sums 2013) Are You Joe Average?

The triplej Hottest 100 is an Australian institution. The Bawley crew don't always agree with the results but we do enjoy the ritual. Increasingly part of this ritual is the Are You Joe Average Hottest 100 quiz.o (Previous results).

Here is how it works:

1. Write out a list of the songs you voted for in the triplej Hottest 100.
2. Write down the position each of these came in the triplej Hottest 100.
3. If a song did not make the list put down 101.
4. Add up the scores, and divide by the number of songs you voted for.
5. Post your results as a comment to this blog entry.

How to interpret your score:

 1-13: It takes skill to Get Lucky.

 14-29: You may not have My Number but you probably have Pharrell Williams on speed dial.

 30-40: You had a good score, Ratchet up a bit next year.

 41-52:  Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat.

 53-65: You have your own musical tastes but If I Could Change Your Mind it might be an Instant Crush.

 66-77: Kinda quirky in a cute way.  

 78-89: Kinda quirky in a "slowly back away..." way.    90-100: You're a f***ing freak, man  

 101: Did you vote for songs, or flavours of ice cream???? 

 The Bawley 100 top 10 scored:

Typhoon - Young Fathers 101 

The National - I Should Live In Salt 101

David Bowie - Where Are We Now? 101
Frightened Rabbit - Backyard Skulls 101
Phoenix - Entertainment 101

Cloud Control - Scar 52 

The Drones - I See Seaweed 101

The National - Don't Swallow the Cap 101
Nine Inch Nails - Copy Of A 101
Arcade Fire - Reflektor 16

Bawley's score: 87.6 Kinda quirky in a "slowly back away..." way.

The Bawley 100 - New Years Eve 2013/2014

A pair of everyday radio listeners are diagnosed with inoperable, advanced end of year list monotony. On a summer road trip they hear a Hottest 100 promo and devise a scheme to become partners, combine their skills and manufacture their own end of year list. Recruiting a lost but likable foreigner the group start work on a list to act as the antidote to all other lists and provide musical riches for their friends and family. During their time making the finest end of year list the group have a series of run ins with the law and rival list makers. Despite these setbacks, they become addicted to power and continue their list making under the guise 'Bawley'.


The 2013 Bawley 100:

100 Hannah Beasley (feat. Fun Machine) - Ode To Skywhale

99  Peace - Follow Baby

98 Foxygen - San Francisco

97 Toy - Dead & Gone

96 Phoenix - Trying To Be Cool

95 Disclosure - F For You

94 Lily Allen - Hard Out Here

93 The Burley Griffin - Die Alone (live)

92 Neko Case - Night Still Comes

91 Daft Punk - Lose Yourself To Dance

90 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Wide Lovely Eyes

89 Savages - Shut Up

88 Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know?

87 The National - Humiliation

86 Vampire Weekend - Unbelievers

85 David Bowie - Valentine's Day

84 The Bronx - Youth Wasted

83 Neko Case - Ragtime

82 Pyramid - Wolf

81 Pixies - Bagboy

80 Nine Inch Nails - While I'm Still Here

79 A Perfect Circle - By And Down

78 Gesaffelstein - Pursuit

77 Arcade Fire - Here Comes The Night Time

76 Villagers - The Waves

75 TV Colours - Beverley

74 Daft Punk - Instant Crush

73 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Push the Sky Away

72 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Despair

71 TV On The Radio - Million Miles

70 Ms Mr - Dance Yrself Clean

69 Fatboy Slim (feat. Riva Starr, Beardyman) - Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat

68 Jagwar Ma - Man I Need

67 Eels - New Alphabet

66 Janelle Monáe - Dance Apocalyptic

65 Lorde - 400 Lux

64 Chet Faker (feat. Kilo Kish) - Melt

63 Foals - Bad Habit

62 The National - Graceless

61 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Sacrilege

60 Typhoon - Hunger And Thirst

59 Sky Ferreira - You're Not The One

58 Laura Mvula - Green Garden

57 British Sea Power - Monsters of Sunderland

56 Cut Copy - Free Your Mind

55 Amaya Laucirica - Found Some Secret

54 Courtney Barnett - Avant Gardener

53 Clubfeet - Everything You Wanted

52 Major Lazer (feat. Ezra Koenig) - Jessica

51 Frightened Rabbit - The Woodpile

50 The Flaming Lips (feat. Tobacco) - Peace Sword (Open Your Heart)

49 Hot Chip - Dark and Stormy

48 Typhoon - Dreams Of Cannibalism

47 The National - Demons

46 Pulp - After You

45 Brendan Maclean - Winner

44 Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine?

43 Frightened Rabbit - Late March, Death March

42 Nine Inch Nails - Came Back Haunted

41 Foals - My Number

40 Vampire Weekend - Step

39 James Blake - Retrograde

38 Flume (feat. Chet Faker) - Drop the Game

37 The Flaming Lips - Look...The Sun Is Rising

36 Cloud Control - Dojo Rising

35 Frightened Rabbit - Acts Of Man

34 Chvrches - The Mother We Share

33 David Bowie - Love Is Lost

32 Arcade Fire - It’s Never Over (Hey Orpheus)

31 Mazzy Star - California

30 British Sea Power - Machineries of Joy

29 Brendan Maclean - Stupid

28 Haim - The Wire

27 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Jubilee Street

26 TV On The Radio - Mercy

25 The Knife - Full of Fire

24 Disclosure - White Nose

23 Queens Of The Stone Age - I Appear Missing

22 The Drones - How To See Through Fog

21 Arcade Fire - Afterlife

20 Neko Case - Man

19 Janelle Monáe (feat. Erykah Badu) - Q.U.E.E.N.

18 Chvrches - Recover

17 My Bloody Valentine - Only Tomorrow

16 Okkervil River - Down Down The Deep River

15 Vampire Weekend - Diane Young

14 Lorde - Royals

13 Pluto Jonze - Eject

12 Daft Punk - Get Lucky

11 Bloc Party - Ratchet

10 Typhoon - Young Fathers

9 The National - I Should Live In Salt

8 David Bowie - Where Are We Now?

7 Frightened Rabbit - Backyard Skulls

6 Phoenix - Entertainment

5 Cloud Control - Scar

4 The Drones - I See Seaweed

3 The National - Don't Swallow the Cap

2 Nine Inch Nails - Copy Of A

1 Arcade Fire - Reflektor

Sample for yourself on Spotify: Bawley 100 2013

Bawley (Hearts) 2013: Top 5 Covers of the Year

5. Dirty Projectors - Climax (Usher)

Sugary sweet harmonies and sexual tension turned up to 10. Hot (link)

4. Spiritualized - Free Your Mind (Cut Copy)

Beyond the title I can't recognise any of the original in this. Pretty much a J Spaceman original. (link)

3. Dinosaur Jr. - Entertainment (Phoenix)

Dinosaur Jr. kept the originals lyrics but in every other way this could be a J Mascis original. (link)

2. Ms Mr - Dance Yrself Clean(LCD Soundsystem)

This nostalgia hit started life as a 'like a version' cover, the band liked it so decided it was good they recoded and released a studio version. (link)

1. Stephen Colbert, San Cisco, Fall Out Boy, Daughter, Postmen, Noy Alooshe, George Barnett, Igor Presnyakov, The Stepkids, Sam Sparro, Skylar Grey, Peter Serafinowicz, Peace and Mystery Jets, Jessie J, Will.I.Am, Black Simon & Garfunkel, Wilco, Florence Welch, Halestorm, You, Me, Your Mum, Pretty Much Everyone - Get Lucky (Daft Punk)

Like the legend of the phoenix. In 2013 Get Lucky has been covered and covered again. Pretty much everyone has had a shot. The Get Lucky Supercut mashes the highlights and lowlights into one megamix

She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky

We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky

Silent Night, Holy Night: 5 Christmas Songs

Tis the season to rock. \m/

1. ManOwar - Stille Nacht




2. Alice Cooper - Santa Claus is Coming to Town




3. Lemmy, Billy F. Gibbons, Dave Grohl - Run, Rudolph, Run




4. Spinal Tap - Christmas with the Devil




5. The Darkness - Christmas time (Don't Let The Bells End)

A bonus Christmas bedtime story

1. Henry Rollins - 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Sk8r Girl discovers secret to eternal youth

It appears that the secret to Never Growing Up is: panda eye make up, Radiohead t-shirts and singing at the top of your lungs.

2 out of 3 aint band.

Find yourself in the Triple J Hottest 100 of the last 20 years

Hottest 100 of the last 20 years chart - Click for full size

Find yourself in the Hottest 100 of the last 20 years.

1. To find your Hottest 100 year:  Calculate the average year of release for each song you voted for in the Triple J Hottest 100 of the last 20 years
2. To find your score: Write down the position of each song you voted for in the Triple J Hottest 100 of the last 20 years. Songs that did not make the list get a score of 101. Add up all the numbers and divide by the number of songs you voted for (20).
3. Your position is where the year and score meet.
4. Share your position and this chart.

Here is how some of the Bawley crew scored

• Nick (votes): Hottest 100 year: 2001.4, Hottest 100 Score: 90.75, Position: Choon
• Hummer (votes): 2001.45, 84.35, In the Nu-Metal Graveyard
• Karen: 2000.7, 93.7, In the Nu-Metal Graveyard but that is Y2K OK

And some Triple J presenters:

• Zan Rowe (votes), Hottest 100 year:  2001.5, Hottest 100 score: 95.45, Choon
• Alex Dyson (votes), 2003.35, 72.6, Must be a 21st Century Child
• Tom Ballard (votes), 2001.55, 91,05, A tripod-Choon, Y2K OK, Nu-Metal Graveyard
• The Doctor (votes), 2000.75, Failed to score :(

Bawley and Triple J Hottext 100 of the last 20 years chart positions

Be sure to share your scores with us and the chart with your friends.